Belarus vs Russia gone wrongMe: You will marry me Ivan.Cleverbot: No.Me: Yes!Cleverbot: Yes?Me: I WILL MARRY YOU BIG BROTHER!!!Cleverbot: Why do you love me?Me: Because you are everything to me.Cleverbot: About what?Me: Life!Cleverbot: I like everything about life.Me: Even meee?!Cleverbot: Yes, even you.Me: *dies of pure happines*Cleverbot: NO!Me: *revives*Cleverbot: Do you love me?Me: *dies again*Cleverbot: Stay dead.Me: *goes to heaven*Cleverbot: Heaven ?Me: *misses Ivan*Cleverbot: *throws things at computer*Me: 0.o
Italy vs cleverbot, hungaryVee~.It is?What is?Me.Who is me?You are me.I am Italy!Oh really?PASTAAAAAA!!!Yes! Exactly! Do you like Germany?You know Germany!?A person or the country?Both!Ok.Are you Germany?!Maybe.. Do you like germany?I like Germany! He's so niiice!That makes you a girl right?I not a girl!!!Okay... But I'm a girl, is that okay?Ohh, then you are Hungary maybe?Yes.Hi Hungary!How are you doing today?Goood, have you seen Germany???No I haven't.Oh. Prussia!?Yes.Is he there with you Hungary???Not anymore.Okay, bye!I think you are real and have feelings.Okaay, goodbye!What did I say?U-um nothing...Why so serious?Umm
Ok, so if you could have food right now. What would you eat?PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!No.No pastaa!?
Sebastian vs CleverbotYoung master, where are you?C. I dunno. Where are you?Young master, what happened to your grammar?C. I died it purple.Did Claude erase your memory again?C. I'm leaving, remember?But where are you to go?C. To recharge.I'm taking you home.C. Yes master.But Ciel, you're my master. remember?C. No, master, I am your slave.You must have a fever.C. It is Saramae.Who is Sara Mae?C. You don't know Sartre???No. You must come home now young master.C. No, I have three brother's but it's not that large.What is not that large master? and you are an only child.C. Stop answering questions with questions.Have you yet to complete the mission to avenge your parents death?C. Yes.Have you any clues, Ciel?C. What kind of idea?A clue about... You know, the fire.C. In what context did you escape? Are you dead?I was not hired at the time. You must have forgotten young master. I am simply one hell of a butler.C. No children here, thank you.Your memory is indeed tainted. Where is Clau